I've Felt Like I've Read This Before, I Think The Fat Thing Is Getting Lame And Offensive

I am Extremely bored of the fat thing, seeing that is getting lame. I don't want to be another fag to wish you happy new year and a belated xmas, i dont want to tell you lame stories about the myth of the new year's resolution. cause im not gay. (or very dilutely gayed)

anyway, since ive been losing my muse, i would like to share the best thing that i have in life, stories. rare gems which are moulded by experiencethen bla3. apentah.

anyway, twas a sunny day, and me n some 3 other guys are riding in the little white kancil driven by a Vimal, a Vimal is a guy who teaches people in the area of Shah Alam, be it lorry drivers or those after SPM or those who are just looking for their lesen mandu di stuh.

So my Vimal, (his name is Vimal incase u are lampi macam kaldai), and that day we was going to take our JPJ exammens. I dunno which of us 4 went 1st, but i do remember my exammed sucked ass so hard, that, it left suck marks around the doobuur area. (the *A* hole)

/the JPJ dude slept, but i passed with flying colors, a 16. excellentay. 

my frends were more fortunate u see, cause their pegawais are more loose, and dun giv a shid.

so my fren was last, and his pegawai sed

"weh Ha skarang ko turun GEAR!! hah kau potong hah kau potong!!, aku nak makan jugak, cepat ko habis cepat aku makan"

the other one did u turn half way, he said 

"dah kau pun reti, aku pun reti, patah je balik'

but the third gem is a diamond among the sapphire stones u see. cause his story damn best.

"abang x bawak perempuan la... dengar ni ha suara dia"

>>my fren "hai nama saya omar"

"ha ddengar tu? lelaki la... ...weh, ko turun sini, ha sini, aku nk beli kredit jap"

>>pegawai jpj lintas jalan go 7e buy credit

>>"ha, ok, jalan...jalan..."

i think that is the best one la... sure u all got ur own stories.. sorry i pinjam ur story mate... 

majulah JPJ untuk negara

Bulu again

Posting > New Post > Type type type > Ctrl + A > delete >ALt + F4 > Google chrome > Blogger Ctrl + Enter > Posting > edit posts > type type type


1. Repeat process 3-5 times until a good substantial post is written
2. Make sure to check post offends fat people
3. make sure post contains word "gay, gat, lol' and minimum of 10 - 20 typos
4. bold for unnecessary reason, italic to imply you have nothing else better to do, 


This post is another random post.


You know what i saw the other day?
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I want to share something i saw few years ago, it was a signboard iwth a moral value, and because i friend laughed his socks off while reading  it, i wanna share it

i once used to complain taht i had no shoes, til i saw a man with no feet

 Somehow, being around 8-10, that was hilarious.
this was also hilarious

give a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish , he will eat for a lifetime

The one above didn't make me laugh as long as it did with the no feet guy. but now i see that it was important. remind me to learn to fish.


another thing is taht ...


I went out the other day, and i saw a guy in shorts, and those shoes with petak petak petak petak petak hitam putih hitam putih hitam putih, then he wore a polo tee, one size smaller than what he should be wearing, then, i looked to his kaki ( there are more than 6 petak at his shoes, i just albelled 6 though)


no bulu, and i was thinking, dia ni shave ke, dia ni memang genetik xde bulu. why wear shorts when you got no bulu? if at alam shah you got no bulu then you are not a man, and so i believe so too. why wear shorts when you have no bulu.


you know what me and my friend did at the wayang other day, we watched princess and the frog. macam asshole la dia. i asked him to buy storm warrior, he said "aku x suka la ceriat fantasy," *cerita
then he bought princess of the frog. wtf. you are messed up la bro. princess n the frog tu ibu segala fantasy kot. mothr****


then while waiting for the show, we stood outside, rating perempuan.
"tu 4... ko tgk  ah.. ass dia..." .. damn.. he was right... "weh ko tgk orang tu.. muka pecah kot... awek lawa plak.. babi"... i said "ko tgk orang cina tu... gemuk ... aku tak kesah dia cina ke melayu ke india ke.... ko tgk awek dia.. lawa.. babi gemuk"..


- babi gemuk...


its not fair how orang muka pecah n orang gemuk get some good girls... damn... shouldnt be that way... 


-randomness
-mundane
- 19-2001, jom